Ti-Ligers are REAL

Tonite- after a long night of painting, we go out to Jumbo's Clown Room and meet this guy. Ferrari dealer- check. Wearing New white on white High Top Pumps from Marshalls - Definiatley check. Owns AND raises Ti-Ligers in Nevada!? check check. AAAAAND has endless gangster facts and cooks perfectly mariniaded chicken on his exhaust manifold?!!? Duhhhh. We're going to Nevada. Lets go. Then he tells us the story of how Sigfried and Roy really dropped the ball with that whole tiger incident- and how its really the stunt double that is cruising around with one arm now and not really Roy at all. I totally agree. Obviously. I think I'm liking this place....