best shoes of the night award.

i look at shoes. i have to admit- i'm probably looking at your shoes right now... and if you accidentally fcked up and wore 2 different color crocks to the bar tonight, chances are i'm gonna take your pic and talk about how badly i wanted to blarf in them the whole night while i watched you play pool... and loose. just kidding. i really appreciate your guts. next time cut the tops off some uggs and super glue them to the top of your crocks then we'll be talking- actually, at that point we'll just be in business. biness man, biness....

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