today. i bought a cane. i bought a faux-wood metal cane from walgreens, i was pretty excited. its adjustable. i needed it.
...but for some reason i decided to steal the knee brace i put on while i was shopping... no big deal, i just needed one... it was 10am on a sunday. i was going to meet my girlfriend for breakfast and i get popped for shoplifting a knee brace at walgreens. i might be retarted. after i got caught i went back in and bought the stupid 16.99 knee brace and apologized. got out a toothpick and caned on outta there.
i just need a gold tooth, please god, leave one under my pillow tonight...
its a thuggish ruggish bone.
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