I'll tell you the truth.

THIS is the reason I don't watch movies. I don't think I slept the majority of my childhood after seeing these little fuckers on accident when I was 6. All I could picture when I closed my eyes at night was these little jerks going straight for my stomach, gnawing and burrowing deeper and deeper until I keeled over and died in a barn somewhere no one was going to find me for at least a week.
I would SO drop-kick every Critter on the face of this planet straight into a scorching pit of molten lava just to watch every little coarse, black, wiry hair on their body burn off before melting their living flesh straight off their creepy little bones.

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