Unless somebody steps in here I'm getting dangerously close to retiring my black and gold gangster Cadillac DeVille for a 1983 Subaru Brat, with a little baby cab on top, obviously black, analog everything, ready to ride. At this point it seems like the most sensical thing to do- nothing about economy, they just look real rad.
... either that or a custom van. seriously. I'm kinda freaking out over here maaaaaan.